Too Fat To Serve Peanuts

Who the hell do Air India think they are? News has hit the airwaves that they are firing flight attendants for being too fat. I flew Air India once...ONCE! It smelled like every passenger was using curry powder to keep their arm-pits dry and I kept waiting for a chicken to pop out of an overhead compartment. Babies crying to my left. Babies crying to my right. The flight attendants were the only redeeming aspect of the flight. They always smiled. They begged me to eat when I turned down my meal "Ah you shuh? It's vedy good". And, here's the best part, when they bring you your free booze they give you two, not one, TWO mini-bottles at once. No hunting them down when the first cocktail is done. Just pop your Xanax, drink your cheap wine and let the smells and sounds wash away. So, if the bulky flight attendants are the best part of the flight, who cares how big they are?

CASE DISMISSED

Shock fought the law and the Shock won. And guess what? I'd do it all over again, baby. They can try all they want but they can't stop me from being a good samaritan. Boo-YAH!

For those who don't know what I'm referring to, scroll down to -Spending My B-Day in a Courthouse-. Enjoy!