This Man Checked Me Out

Or I think he was. While having a drink a couple tables from Josh Hartnett at Delmanos, I could have sworn he was shooting "who's that lady?" eyes at me. The only reason why I don't know for certain is because I'M BLIND! I'm so freakin blind. The whole world is a blur to me. That's why this Thursday I will be having corrective surgery. I will have lasers shot into my eyes. No more walking past waving acquaintances. No more driving past the home I grew up in. No more missing eye contact with hot washed up movie stars. Free at last...thank god all mighty free at last.

Three Minutes of Adorable You Won't Soon Forget...

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

Welcome Friends and Family...ONLY

So, I created this blog two years ago as a way to share the garbage in my brain to friends and family alike. But I'm currently trying to obtain two things (job and a boyfriend) and find that the blog is essentially sharing way too much info with people I'd like to actually get to know : ) So I had two options...get rid of the blog or make it inaccessible.

If you're reading this, I accepted your request to keep reading my brain garbage. Enjoy.

Watch This Little Girl Rock Out

I love the look in her eye. It screams "You're a failure that you can't do this. A poor useless failure!" Seriously, its borderline creepy halfway through when she starts hypontize with her super-talent eyes. That rhymes. At the 2:28 mark, girl gets all out feisty.

Lock Up Your Wives!