So many friends have written me asking why I haven't updated the blog. Well, I've been hit with some writer's block. But luck came last night when someone wrote my latest post for me. Hate mail is awesome. "Oh, great! More nonsense from another blogger. Actually, this inane rhetoric is exactly what one should expect from a former Chicago resident and Grosse Point socialite. You're single? Really??? Let me guess-nothing but a long series of bad dates and even worse relationships. Bummer. I did like that line about the guy who was his own cock-block. Funny. But, alas, just a small glint of light in an otherwise murky void. I bet most of your friends are alcoholics, yes?"
If I had a dime for everytime I've been called a murky void...sheesh! This bag of nuts is either a) Blatantly crazy without friends or family to talk sense into them b) An obese cat collector c) A Born-Again Christian d) Someone who lost their way while enroute to The Huffington Post or some other blog that actually is meant for information and not stupid entertainment...like my blog.
Of course, since the only people who read my blog are my alcoholic friends, I regard this post by far the most entertaining edition to my "small glint of light". Keep the hate mail coming. Love it ; )
