Thursday, March 13, 2008

Victoria Secret is stalking me!

Victoria Secret really wants me to wear their sexy bras and panties. So much so that they send me emails and catologs in heavy volume. MY WORK MAILBOX? Comeon!!! Nothing like walking with a picture of a thong wearing Allesandra Ambrosio with one finger in her mouth, staring at my passing co-workers as I make way to my desk. Does anyone know how to calm Victoria down? Can't she back off a little? She's nipping at my HEELS, I tell you. How many forests does she need to demolish in the name of countless underwear catalogs? Don't I wear enough of her under-garments? When will she be satisfied and back off a little?

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