My partner-in-crime, Claire Richard, called last night and told me that while petting a kitten (a very hungry kitten) she ended up with red marks all over her neck. Once I got to the office I saw the damage done. She may think the red marks are innocent hickeys left by cute kittens but the reality is they serve as a mark of a truley desperate woman who's become so tired by the New York dating scene she seeks the company of the furrier kind.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Kitty Hickey
My partner-in-crime, Claire Richard, called last night and told me that while petting a kitten (a very hungry kitten) she ended up with red marks all over her neck. Once I got to the office I saw the damage done. She may think the red marks are innocent hickeys left by cute kittens but the reality is they serve as a mark of a truley desperate woman who's become so tired by the New York dating scene she seeks the company of the furrier kind.
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