Thursday, September 18, 2008

Models and Bottles

It's the end of the world as we know it. People are selling their tv's and bodies on craigslist because Lehman Brothers is history. But there is a light at the end of this long and dark tunnel. Bottle service is no more. Men who work the financial circuit and frequent the happening venues like Myst and Prime every weekend, are no longer required to shell out $600 in bottle fees in order to increase their self esteem. Question is...can they afford to ride the white pony? Sniff sniff.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here in CO. it's only $300 a bottle and I see people popping corks like it ain't no thang.
I DO enjoy walking by those tables (only when forced to attend that 'kind' of bar) and looking at (usually) men who shell out that kind of ching to be able to pour their own drinks and woo low self esteem women to them.
My opinion is that the white pony is also waiting in the limo or the rented viper or the crotch rocket parked at the valet.