If it looks like a duck...it could actually be a goose!

I don't want to hear 'Pregnant Man' again. I DON'T! Can't we call it a pregnant thing? I consider myself open-minded. Tell me I should think outside the box but I'm smart enough to know that if you're still using the box you were born with, you're a woman. No?

Question: What if you have a uterus and facial hair? Answer: You're probably a woman who's of Mediterranean descent in need of electrolysis.
Question: What if you have a uterus and pecs? Answer: Pecs or flat chested? That's the real question.
Question: What if you have a uterus and a man's haircut? Answer: You have a uterus and a man's haircut.