Sunday, March 1, 2009

Screw Motherhood. I've Got Sweaty 22 Year-Olds To Manhandle

And you thought YOUR mom could be embarassing. Atleast you're not Lourdes and have to explain this recent "I'M STILL YOUNG AND SEXY" photo shoot Madge starred in for W Magazine.

Once again, Madonna plays the part of sexual tourist. Remember the Sex book? You know...when Madonna asked a man twice her age, Vanilla Ice and a couple guys who looked like Deeter to justify her love? This time around it's a trip to Rio. Ahhhh, nothing like hanging out in a hotel room in extremely dangerous Rio with four guys half your age.

The Mysterious Case of Madge aging backwards has commenced and unfortunately the recent cheek implants are a sign of Wacko Jacko behaviour just around the corner.

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