In a freak accident, the likes not one man could have predicted, Michael Vick was attacked by an angry pitbull, who was apparently sent from God, during Eagles pre-season practice. "Everything was copacetic at practice" an anonymous friend of Vicks said in a statement "I was watching the practicing and stuff and next thing you know, the clouds seperated and shit and a pitbull fell to the Earth and landed on the 50 yard line and made a rush for Mikey and then bit his ass. For serious".
Many would argue that Michael had this coming. Afterall, dude thought it was cool to watch animals kill themselves for his entertainment. However, though a dog falling from a cloud may seem like a delivery from God; if there really is a God, Vick would have gotten more than a bite to the ass...HE WOULD HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH A FELONY!
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