This Man Checked Me Out

Or I think he was. While having a drink a couple tables from Josh Hartnett at Delmanos, I could have sworn he was shooting "who's that lady?" eyes at me. The only reason why I don't know for certain is because I'M BLIND! I'm so freakin blind. The whole world is a blur to me. That's why this Thursday I will be having corrective surgery. I will have lasers shot into my eyes. No more walking past waving acquaintances. No more driving past the home I grew up in. No more missing eye contact with hot washed up movie stars. Free at last...thank god all mighty free at last.